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[peacekeeper_k]

having fun in the capitol?

[illdrinktothat]

of course.

[peacekeeper_k]

they finally let you have some damn ice, eh?

[illdrinktothat]

GOD

FUCKING

DAMNIT

KEEVAN

[illdrinktothat]

and for the record no, i still don't have any goddamn ice

[peacekeeper_k]

truly a great tragedy of our lifetime

[illdrinktothat]

the greatest.

you're taking years off my life, man. years i could spend drinking myself into a quality stupor.

also when the fuck did you get one of these dumb blog things. also why.

[peacekeeper_k]

well, you'll just have to make your dwindling drinking days count, i suppose.

ahhhh well, it is rather dull here you know. and the capitol has once again stolen away my most favorite drinking companion. so i found another way to give you gray hairs while you're away.

it's really rather thoughtful of me

[illdrinktothat]

you're so considerate. i just don't know what to do with myself when i'm not having a heart attack every other day.

i've been out here for a day. one day. singular. and i am already sick to death of this shit.

[peacekeeper_k]

i caught a glimpse of the new district 12 escort. i expect you'll be having plenty of heart attacks.

either of your tributes look promising this year?

[illdrinktothat]

i might end up strangling him with his fancy ties. i'm not even kidding.

one's got potential. the other, not so much.

[peacekeeper_k]

it's something of a family trait, i believe.

ahhh yes. i'm already betting, and certainly not on the baker's boy.

[illdrinktothat]

... oh fuck don't tell me you're familiar with weyoun.

well you made the right call on that one. i'll have her murdering in no time.

[peacekeeper_k]

i am originally from the capitol you know. but no, i don't know him personally. fortunately.

haha, i don't think she'll need much prompting.

[illdrinktothat]

capitol's a bigish place but i guess not as big as i'd thought. and count yourself lucky on that one.

one can only hope. i can teach her how, y'know, but giving her what it takes to actually go through with it ain't something i can do.

[peacekeeper_k]

our... families are somewhat familiar with each other.

well i think you're in luck.

[illdrinktothat]

oh joy.

yeah i'm pretty sure under the cutesy flowery schtick is a girl ready to gouge people's eyes out and roast spleens so we might actually do ok for once.

[peacekeeper_k]

that's certainly the impression i've gotten from seeing her around from time to time.

[illdrinktothat]

i'm gonna need some details here.

[peacekeeper_k]

oh, nothing too surprising. i've seen her dodge her way out of oncoming trouble a few times. and then once when trouble was ah, rather insistent, i saw her knock him down and break his nose. and then she went right back to whatever she'd been doing like she hadn't a care in the world.

mostly i've seen her shooting murderous looks from time to time when the gaze-ees weren't looking.

[illdrinktothat]

that is exactly what i wanted to hear.

[peacekeeper_k]

glad to be of assistance

is the baker's kid as useless as i think he is

[illdrinktothat]

even more than you can possibly imagine.

actually, no, that's not fair. he's managed to get me to throw him out of a room and more or less kick him nearly in the face so that's an accomplishment of some sort.

[peacekeeper_k]

well now, that is an achievement. that was cute in the parade, by the way. whose idea was it?

[illdrinktothat]

the girl's, of course. cupcake's not quite a sharp enough tack to come up with that sort of strategy.